There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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