its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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