Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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