So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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