I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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