So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
