I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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