did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Acid is not a monday night drug
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Girls should come with a carfax report
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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