Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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