why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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