youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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