..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
