he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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