...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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