Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Randomize
