I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I'm always down for nudity.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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