She is in my trunk
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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