i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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