just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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