member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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