put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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