Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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