My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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