It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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