Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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