Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
His hands were made for my vagina.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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