yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I can't turn off my feet"
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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