If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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