me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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