I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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