i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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