I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
