So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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