READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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