Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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