a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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