New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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