I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
