i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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