I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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