What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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