i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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