everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
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