You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
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