I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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