how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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