He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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