i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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