we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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