I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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